Do you remember when Bush was President, or are you too young?

We have no Spring in Chicago…

If the cops don’t let you make a left on 57th …

I’m not a mother, I don’t think that way…

I got to meet the Dali Lama himself…

I pushed for a week…

Thank you for being available for me.

…so we had turkey sandwiches.

I should be there by 4, I’m on 34th Street.

Is it really gross to start the evening drinking wine…

But everybody feels like that, it’s not just you.

…get the motherf****r to…