Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’
I hate the whole world!
I feel quite naked without earrings on.
I’m literally ecstatic!
It’s impossible to live like that in this day and age.
You tell me! If you won’t tell me I won’t know!
I love his down-to-earth-ness, his impossible-to-ruffle-ness.
I get nothing but the piss taken out of me now.
I feel as if I’ve had many lives already.
I think we’ve got hassle factor.
Close of play this evening I can get you two hundred and fifty quid.
I’ve been reading the Daily Express ever since I was a schoolboy.
Well, this has got a nice 18th Century feel to it.
Of course you’re not, I’m always here for you.
No-one can take it away from me.
It’s not allowed in today’s society, is it.
I wear numerous hats.
Wake up and smell the coffee!
It’s such an English thing to do – to celebrate failure.
You used to sit outside to avoid the smokers, now you sit inside to avoid the smokers.
She got another geezer now?
It was all a bit of a blur, to be honest.
Nothing you can do in that situation, is there?
She disappoints me, I must admit.
Seriously, you can’t chat to me in the morning, I’m just not there.
She’s got his Rolex.
He goes to about 18 weddings a year.
I love my ring, I’m really happy with it.
This is something I can explore over my whole lifetime.
Do you like Woody Allen movies?
If they don’t have it in stock, that means they don’t have it in stock.
I made a Chinese lady very happy.
Too many pregnant nurses.
At least I’m making money!
I’ve got no-one else to talk to about this situation.