Found Literature 2010

Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)

I haven’t felt like that about a girl since my wife died.

You can fall on me, I’ll be a soft landing.

I’ve seen shorter queues for a ladies nightclub toilet!

That’s exactly right – you know me too well.

If people can’t afford to live, let them die!

It was so delicious and decadent – I thought of you while I drank it.

Suicidal to my wallet!

Ours died the other night in its sleep.

Any pacific colour?

It’s a nice place though, Eastbourne.

Come anywhere near me again and I’ll cut your f***ing head off!

It’s a two edged sword – here’s the situation.

Remember – amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic.

It’s a long way down and it’s a long way back up.

Violence only breeds violence.

I’m not gonna lie, there was a lot of times when …

He tells porky pies.

We are responsible for the demise of several acres of prime tarantula forest.

He won’t give me the present I want – cos he’s evil!

Downstairs, but not in the cave.

I would like five brothers – one, two, three, four, five, six.

What do you call Maria Callas – baritone?

I deal with the cleaner and the dog walker, he deals with the landlord.

I went to this club – I’ve never had ‘E’ before –

These things happen to us all.

I’m very happy to be a creative consultant to people.

Are you blowing out or sucking in?

No not chairs, shares!


Baked beans?  That is so cool!

What are you going to do with three and a half million pounds?

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