Found Literature 2010

Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)

I haven’t felt like that about a girl since my wife died.

You can fall on me, I’ll be a soft landing.

I’ve seen shorter queues for a ladies nightclub toilet!

That’s exactly right – you know me too well.

If people can’t afford to live, let them die!

It was so delicious and decadent – I thought of you while I drank it.

Suicidal to my wallet!

Ours died the other night in its sleep.

Any pacific colour?

It’s a nice place though, Eastbourne.

Come anywhere near me again and I’ll cut your f***ing head off!

It’s a two edged sword – here’s the situation.

Remember – amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic.

It’s a long way down and it’s a long way back up.

Violence only breeds violence.

I’m not gonna lie, there was a lot of times when …

He tells porky pies.

We are responsible for the demise of several acres of prime tarantula forest.

He won’t give me the present I want – cos he’s evil!

Downstairs, but not in the cave.

I would like five brothers – one, two, three, four, five, six.

What do you call Maria Callas – baritone?

I deal with the cleaner and the dog walker, he deals with the landlord.

I went to this club – I’ve never had ‘E’ before –

These things happen to us all.

I’m very happy to be a creative consultant to people.

Are you blowing out or sucking in?

No not chairs, shares!

Nightmare!

Baked beans?  That is so cool!

What are you going to do with three and a half million pounds?

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