Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’
I haven’t felt like that about a girl since my wife died.
You can fall on me, I’ll be a soft landing.
I’ve seen shorter queues for a ladies nightclub toilet!
That’s exactly right – you know me too well.
If people can’t afford to live, let them die!
It was so delicious and decadent – I thought of you while I drank it.
Suicidal to my wallet!
Ours died the other night in its sleep.
Any pacific colour?
It’s a nice place though, Eastbourne.
Come anywhere near me again and I’ll cut your f***ing head off!
It’s a two edged sword – here’s the situation.
Remember – amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic.
It’s a long way down and it’s a long way back up.
Violence only breeds violence.
I’m not gonna lie, there was a lot of times when …
He tells porky pies.
We are responsible for the demise of several acres of prime tarantula forest.
He won’t give me the present I want – cos he’s evil!
Downstairs, but not in the cave.
I would like five brothers – one, two, three, four, five, six.
What do you call Maria Callas – baritone?
I deal with the cleaner and the dog walker, he deals with the landlord.
I went to this club – I’ve never had ‘E’ before –
These things happen to us all.
I’m very happy to be a creative consultant to people.
Are you blowing out or sucking in?
No not chairs, shares!
Baked beans? That is so cool!
What are you going to do with three and a half million pounds?