Found Literature 2018

Selected snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)

(Most intriguing when it makes you wonder what’s being referred to!)


I just couldn’t do it – who wants to do it in the morning anyway?

It’s the ultimate insult!

You get so little of it now that you really notice it.

Must be fifteen if not sixteen years.

We are different, but the basics are more or less the same.

I’m not your on call Marketing Manager!

If you ask any man, no man would ….

We’ve actually gone backwards and they’ve just gone forwards.

I just wanted to give you a heads up but don’t say you heard it from me.

That’s what management’s supposed to be about.

It’s better to speak to Abdullah cos he’s the head man, isn’t it.

If I had a choice I’d have to say I’d rather go to Greece than Spain.