Found Literature 2018

Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)


It’s the ultimate insult!

We are different, but the basics are more or less the same.

I’m not your on call Marketing Manager!

Must be fifteen if not sixteen years.

If you ask any man, no man would ….

We’ve actually gone backwards and they’ve just gone forwards.

I just wanted to give you a heads up but don’t say you heard it from me.

That’s what management’s supposed to be about.

It’s better to speak to Abdullah cos he’s the head man, isn’t it.

If I had a choice I’d have to say I’d rather go to Greece than Spain.

You get so little of it now that you really notice it.