Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’
As much as I love her, I don’t want a picture of her five times a day.
Oh no, not more Morris Dancers!
For that sort of money, what is it – gold leafed fois gras?
It’ll take you about twenty minutes and then you’ll have to dry your hair!
It’s what I’ve always wanted to do so I’m very happy.
Speak to you tomorrow about whether you want Phoebe or not.
We got married for the wrong reasons.
If you’re gonna drown, that’s one way to drown.
We’ve been on four in one year!
This is a nice temperature.
I’m not going to accept your apology but I’ll give you a second chance to make a first impression.
The worst six minutes of my life!
She’s a pretty low level person.
It’s so juicy, I can’t explain to you!
I’ve just got to walk a bit slower cos I’m in shoes that are a size too small.
It’s more likely to be a thousand tonnes than five hundred tonnes.