Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’
What’s that blue stuff in the sky?
Once it’s all out the way I can actually tell the truth about what happened.
If there’s anything you want done I can always pop over.
You’ve got to look the part, to give the impression you’re delivering.
That was much more expensive than I thought it was going to be.
I could go on and on and on but I’m not going to.
We’re now entering Sloane territory.
You’ve got to kick up a bit of a stink, that’s what it is.
But then I thought, like – d’ya know what I mean?
You always buy expensive eggs anyway.
Why does everything I do go wrong?
People like Jake are worth their weight in gold.
And put some of that banana puree with it.
Well I was thirty when I changed career.
That community spirit ain’t there no more.
You felt threatened that you would lose me.
I said, no you’re missing the point.
I’m fussy about my coffee.
They’ve interviewed a hundred and ten people!
I’m losing my mind a bit today.
That’s my idea of failure – not trying.
Every recipe gets refined over time.
I’m just in a place where I don’t know what’s going to happen, where I’m going …
It’s more a case of us co-operating.
I touched a fifty pound note!
It’s not a good day to be joking me like this, it’s really not.
That’s why I didn’t write it in a message, cos I thought, that’s a bit of a sh*t thing to say in a message, innit?
God gave me the strength, and God gave me the knowledge.
A friend of mine was thinking about doing something with dogs.
He never asks for one so he doesn’t get it.
You see we got there in the end – communication is everything.