Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)

What’s that blue stuff in the sky?

Once it’s all out the way I can actually tell the truth about what happened.

If there’s anything you want done I can always pop over.

You’ve got to look the part, to give the impression you’re delivering.

That was much more expensive than I thought it was going to be.

I could go on and on and on but I’m not going to.

We’re now entering Sloane territory.

You’ve got to kick up a bit of a stink, that’s what it is.

But then I thought, like – d’ya know what I mean?

You always buy expensive eggs anyway.

Why does everything I do go wrong?

People like Jake are worth their weight in gold.

And put some of that banana puree with it.

Well I was thirty when I changed career.

That community spirit ain’t there no more.

You felt threatened that you would lose me.

I said, no you’re missing the point.

I’m fussy about my coffee.

They’ve interviewed a hundred and ten people!

I’m losing my mind a bit today.

That’s my idea of failure – not trying.

Every recipe gets refined over time.

I’m just in a place where I don’t know what’s going to happen, where I’m going …

It’s more a case of us co-operating.

I touched a fifty pound note!

It’s not a good day to be joking me like this, it’s really not.

That’s why I didn’t write it in a message, cos I thought, that’s a bit of a sh*t thing to say in a message, innit?

God gave me the strength, and God gave me the knowledge.

A friend of mine was thinking about doing something with dogs.

He never asks for one so he doesn’t get it.

You see we got there in the end – communication is everything.