Found Literature 2016

Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’

(All genuine!!)

ANOTHER woman in a black furry coat.

There’s no need to get your knickers in a twist.

That was a wasted hour!

We’re two hundred and fifty ‘K’ short.

Poo bags in lots of different colours!

It’s not on my list.

He’s got a chocolate labrador, which endeared me to him straight away.

If I ate that, it would actually kill me.

We can always get married again, can’t we.

I really tried to avoid the market today, but something pulled me back.

It’s literally ten seconds walk from where I used to work.

You don’t mind, do you, darling?

I’m Irish, I avoid potatoes.

It’s so cuddly I could die.

You’re as much ‘gangsta’ as my little toe.