Snippets of conversations overheard ‘in passing’
ANOTHER woman in a black furry coat.
There’s no need to get your knickers in a twist.
That was a wasted hour!
We’re two hundred and fifty ‘K’ short.
Poo bags in lots of different colours!
It’s not on my list.
He’s got a chocolate labrador, which endeared me to him straight away.
If I ate that, it would actually kill me.
We can always get married again, can’t we.
I really tried to avoid the market today, but something pulled me back.
It’s literally ten seconds walk from where I used to work.
You don’t mind, do you, darling?
I’m Irish, I avoid potatoes.
It’s so cuddly I could die.
You’re as much ‘gangsta’ as my little toe.